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Who would win- water buffalo with a working flame thrower strapped to its back or tiger in asbestos body suit?

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Both are full-sized adults in peak physical condition, and both the flame thrower and the asbestos body suit function perfectly and continually.
Good question, Bearded Lobster (certainly an animal scenario for another fight question)…

When the tiger is not attacking, the asbestos suit is specially-fitted, naturally, to protect the mouth and fangs, then to quickly retract upon striking.
And, please don’t let anyone put duct tape on a cat’s feet. That’s very cruel.

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7 Responses to “Who would win- water buffalo with a working flame thrower strapped to its back or tiger in asbestos body suit?”

1. RSS Feed Reader, on July 25th, 2009 at 7:30 am Said:

   Assuming the water buffalo can keep away, they would win because the tiger will at some point be deprived of oxygen with a continuous blast of flame (and besides, the insides of the asbestos body suit would eventually heat up fatally.) On the other hand, assuming the tiger can get behind or to the side of the water buffalo…

2. Swine Flu Map, on July 27th, 2009 at 11:42 am Said:

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   I say the water buffalo, because fire BURNS! ahhhh.

3. , on July 29th, 2009 at 4:13 am Said:

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   Tiger, cuz asbestos is flame resistant. Although the buffalo is a ninja, so he could suprise the tiger with a twist kick to the throat.

4. Hide Folders, on July 31st, 2009 at 5:04 am Said:

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   Johnny Walker Blue Label always wins.

5. , on July 31st, 2009 at 4:41 pm Said:

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   Does this body suit cover the tigers claws/teeth? If so, I would think the water buffalo would win because the tiger’s main offensive weapons would be neutralized. If not, it would most likely end in a tie. Naturally the tiger would pounce on the back of the water buffalo causing the flamethrower to explode killing both WMDs.

6. YouTube Marketing, on August 1st, 2009 at 6:37 am Said:

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   well if the tiger is wearing a suit it probably wont be ably to walk because the suit will cover up his feet and even though tigers are big and scary they’re still cats.. and in case you didnt know when you cover up cats feet they cant really walk very good, i know because my brothers sometimes put duck tap on the bottom of my sisters cat lol its kinda funny so the water buffalo would win because the tiger wouldn’t be able to move and the tiger would run out of air in his little suit thingy

7. Swine Flu Map, on August 2nd, 2009 at 12:38 am Said:

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   how the hell does a buffalo work a flamethrower?

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