Listen, I finally got myself an asbestos glove and I’m ready to.

Posted on August 26th, 2009 by admin

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Asbestos


…put it to good use.
See, I plan on putting a 16 ounce cup of coffee in the microwave for 27 minutes, and then flinging it in the face of the first co-worker that says “Workin’ hard or hardly workin? HEE HEE HAA HAA!”

My question is:
Bagels or donuts?

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36 Responses to “Listen, I finally got myself an asbestos glove and I’m ready to.”

  1. New York City Job Listings, on August 26th, 2009 at 4:06 pm Said:

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    I told my boss my work was making me nervous and he said “then don’t do it anymore dear just sit there and look pretty”. Wanna come work with me. ♥

  2. MateMediaSoft, on August 29th, 2009 at 11:25 pm Said:

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    Niiiiiice!

    Bagels are great, but sometimes I love a sugar or chocolate donut!

    ♥

  3. New York City Job Listings, on August 31st, 2009 at 11:32 am Said:

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    Haha great plan!

    Donuts, no contest.

  4. MateMediaSoft, on September 1st, 2009 at 12:57 am Said:

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    “If you don’t like the weather..Just wait 5 minutes. HEE HEE HAA HAA.”

    yes please.

  5. Hide Folders, on September 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 am Said:

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    LMAO Buk donuts

  6. Progressive Electronic Music, on September 5th, 2009 at 6:08 pm Said:

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    muffins :) ~

  7. New York City Job Listings, on September 8th, 2009 at 8:18 pm Said:

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    27 minutes should do and I’d say donuts.

  8. Hide Folders, on September 11th, 2009 at 8:44 am Said:

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    I see you have a co-worker that is rife with pithy sayings. I say, store up an arsenal of your own and let him have it! Yeah, that’s what I would do. Violence is never a good answer. LOL

    Donuts ;-)

  9. , on September 14th, 2009 at 6:48 pm Said:

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    I hate to be that sucker.

    & if he says he hates bacon make it 30 mins & a 24 oz

    Donuts, Bagels are for limey nancy boys.

  10. RSS Feed Reader, on September 17th, 2009 at 5:03 pm Said:

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    Bagels…..wow…you got some anger issue’s today doll….come here tell me all about it….there you go nestle your face right in there….

  11. Swine Flu Map, on September 17th, 2009 at 9:01 pm Said:

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    I think that is very good use….that is, if the coffee doesn’t evaporate after 27 minutes…..

    Bagels if they are “Everything”
    Donuts if they are “Krispy Kreme”

    Dang, we went to another state yesterday, where Krispy Kreme’s still exist, and forgot to get some

  12. Free Screensavers, on September 19th, 2009 at 8:31 am Said:

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    sounds like fun :D
    can i join you? pretty please ;)

    poll: donuts

  13. Free Screensavers, on September 20th, 2009 at 10:53 pm Said:

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    Donuts.

    You know, once the coffee starts to boil it’s not going to get any hotter. You will have more boiling liquid to throw if you cut down on the nuke time. Just trying to help out here.

  14. Web Hosting, on September 21st, 2009 at 7:57 pm Said:

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    pithy sayings, huh? when you throw it, you can ask, “hot enough for you?” HEE HEE HAA HAA! oh, yeah. donuts, please.

  15. MateMediaSoft, on September 25th, 2009 at 7:28 am Said:

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    ha ha
    bagels r good

  16. Progressive Electronic Music, on September 26th, 2009 at 12:43 am Said:

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    That’s a bit long for coffee Buk.. U might have to clean out the micro after it dripped down the cup. U might need to blow it a time or 2 before flinging it .God glad i dont work with you i would hate hot coffee flung in my face for sure.I dearly love donuts.. God thats my passion and i havent had one in years. I love those u know with the white sugar stuff on em. I bet i could sit and eat more than a doz.

  17. Progressive Electronic Music, on September 28th, 2009 at 12:15 pm Said:

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    I think the bagel, it is more structuraly sound and you could dip in your co-workers metling face as they are writhing around on the floor.

  18. Small Business Web Hosting, on September 30th, 2009 at 11:49 pm Said:

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    Before you resort to such drastic measures, try this first. Switch the regular coffee with decaf. You won’t have to lift a finger. By the end of the week, they’ll have killed each other off. And, this is a lot of fun to watch. Bagels.

  19. Street Fighter: The Later Years, on October 2nd, 2009 at 6:05 am Said:

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    bagels with cream cheese….

  20. , on October 4th, 2009 at 12:05 pm Said:

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    Stop The Violence! Go for chemical warfare, offer them a nice cup of coffee with some of your very own special ingredients. Then sit back and HEE HEE HAA HAA while they sip it down.

  21. MateMediaSoft, on October 7th, 2009 at 6:03 am Said:

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    Bagel for sure!!!

  22. , on October 8th, 2009 at 7:14 am Said:

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    Go with the donuts.
    Easier to dip in the slop as it runs off the face.

    Oh oh… lightning just struck very close. I think maybe I should have chided you for thinking such terrible thoughts instead…
    SNORT!
    Fat chance.

  23. Free Twitter Buttons, on October 11th, 2009 at 2:17 am Said:

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    Buk, what has happened to your perfected FSK?

    Are ya out of training or what?

    Resorting to such a mundane retaliation method as suggested in this question is SO beneath you!

    ma

  24. Free Screensavers, on October 11th, 2009 at 4:36 pm Said:

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    Bagels

    If there’s someone standing between you and a promotion, I would throw it at them. :)

  25. MateMediaSoft, on October 13th, 2009 at 11:25 pm Said:

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  26. The Mexican Flu - Swine Flu, on October 14th, 2009 at 2:47 am Said:

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    A wee bit extreme there big guy, but funny visual
    Bagel, please!

  27. , on October 15th, 2009 at 1:00 pm Said:

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    i’d even give him the mandible claw for cracking that stupid joke…

  28. Dolphin Hosting, on October 16th, 2009 at 7:06 pm Said:

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    Workin’ hard, or outta Viagra? I heard the people who stole it were hardened criminals! Pleeeeaaaaassssssseeeeee don’t make me choose! Ok, doughnuts! peace

  29. WordPress Dating Plugin, on October 18th, 2009 at 12:07 am Said:

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    or try distilled water… it gets hotter because it never boils… you’ll leave scars with that!

  30. , on October 18th, 2009 at 9:11 pm Said:

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    You do that. Make sure you get pics so you can show us.
    Donuts of course. LMFAO

  31. The Mexican Flu - Swine Flu, on October 20th, 2009 at 9:37 pm Said:

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    Don’t waste a good coffee,better to eat a box of Timbits with your coffee in front of whoever says it,and not share.

  32. RSS Feed Reader, on October 21st, 2009 at 9:40 am Said:

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    Why only 16 ounces?

    Bagels.

  33. Dolphin Hosting, on October 23rd, 2009 at 3:08 am Said:

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    weak buddy, the boiling coffee enema has a much larger truly lasting effect

  34. Street Fighter: The Later Years, on October 25th, 2009 at 3:54 pm Said:

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    only use decaf coffee when flinging hot coffee
    donuts

  35. Web Hosting, on October 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm Said:

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    can’t say i blame you..i just wish i could make it better for you

  36. MateMediaSoft, on October 28th, 2009 at 5:40 am Said:

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    Just laugh,once a fool,always a fool.Haven’t had a bagel in months now,too bad I’m just so far from a starbucks.

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